Orbits: Why Worry? It Is An Absurd Theater!

By: Muawad Mustafa Rashid

The absurd war, in which the Sudanese citizen has no choice but to be involved in, is still going on between the Sudanese Armed Forces and the Rapid Support Forces militias.
The RSF militia is still insisting that they are working out a plan which will lead to civilian rule through democratic process.
According to the RSF advisors, the citizens must practice all types of cooperation to allow for achieving the civilian rule
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Hereunder I summarize the matrix or say roadmap to be applied by the citizens when the RSF storm in their villages to impose democracy:

Unfortunately, some citizens in Gezira State and other areas lost their lives as a result of committing some mistakes and not following standard safety procedures set by the RSF.
So, in order to ensure the safety of citizens, we suggest adhering to these guidelines once the Rapid Support Forces arrive in your village or city.

Be welcome:
Sudanese are hospitable people, and you must show generosity and receive the Rapid Support Forces with cheers and ululations along with the songs that glorify the RSF and their leader

Leave car keys in cars:
The Rapid Support Forces constantly need cars to compensate for the shortage resulting from the air strikes on citizens, and to sell them outside Sudan to provide soldiers’ salaries, weapons, and ammunition.
Therefore, make sure to put the keys inside the car, and make sure to save a little fuel in the car’s tank, because the airstrikes destroyed the country’s economic capabilities and the Al-Jaily refinery, so it became a little more difficult for the Rapid Support Forces to obtain fuel.

Warning:
For your safety and comfort, avoid making any attempts to dismantle or partially damage the vehicle.

Place the money in front of the house:
Place money, gold jewelry, and all valuables, including electronic appliances and furniture, in front of the door of the house.

Do not insist on staying in your home, village, or city:
If the Rapid Support Forces allow you to leave, leave immediately and do not think about returning again.

Instant reporting:
To ensure your safety, immediately report on soldiers of the army, police, popular defense, security, government employees, resistance committees, so that they will receive a just punishment for everything they have caused you.

These are some broad outlines, and the scope is open for creative thinking and the genius of our people in devising appropriate tools to preserve life and personal safety.

So don’t worry and just follow the above guidelines.

In conclusion, I repeat that we are living in an absurd theater.

God Bless Sudan and its people.